The video recording has killed the radiostars

When I was at home last week, I unearthed this lovely script from Elisabeth and Erin's radio drama in 2002. (while it only ran 6 weeks, it was Vermont's most popular program broadcasted only in Japanese) Since many of our readers do not read Japanese, I have painstakingly translated the original script -- and by "painstakingly translated" I mean, "click the translate button on babelfish.com) Enjoy.

E: And, it is the radio host.
Huri: Don't you think?, is the script of erin and drama where?
E: aaa, with script shank.
Huri: The script is necessary.
E: To tell the truth this week being busy, there was no time when you write the script, it is.
Huri: The [do] doing, you didn't say before?
E: Oh, there is thought. You will telephone in the other student.
Huri: You do not understand.
E: Please hear (phosphorus phosphorus) the potato it does. It is not completed, but the small survey is done, but you be able to ask, it probably is what?
Person 1: Please the [u].
E: Does the refrigerator move?
Person 1: Just a little please wait. It is, moves.
E: Then, the one which is caught is better, is!　
E and Huri: Well with something? ([ahahaha])
Huri: doing, you don't make see?
E: Please the [u]. It does.
Huri: It is not completed, but. The survey it has done, but it is possible to ask, is?
Person 2: That, it is, please the [u].
Huri: Does the refrigerator move?
Person 2: The [a], it does not move. Thank you.
E: It will try doing all right other. It will make Coffrin Lounge. It does. It is not completed. (phosphorus phosphorus)
Erin: As for [wata] it is and others the plain gauze is? Name under is [shigakusai].
Person 3: I am ill-smelling, is?
E and Huri: Hamadryas baboon hamadryas baboon hamadryas baboon.
E: The [a], there is thought. (phosphorus phosphorus)
It does. [kenji] which is not completed it is and others the plain gauze is? Person 4: Number is different.
E: The [a], there is thought. (phosphorus phosphorus)
It does. [kenji] which is not completed it is and others the plain gauze is? Person 4: Number is different.
E: The [a], there is thought. (phosphorus phosphorus)
It does. [kenji] which is not completed it is and others the plain gauze is? Person 4: Number is different.
E: (phosphorus phosphorus) it does. It does, it is [kenji], but in something was there a message?
E and Huri: It was splendid, is!
E: Once more the beginning doing, it is like. It does, cannot point to just a little question?
Person 5: (Foreign language)
E: does the refrigerator move?
Person 5: (Foreign language)
The [a], and, the one which is caught is better, is!
E and Huri: It was splendid, is.

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