Sunday, October 5, 2008

True Crime Encounter

This is a real conversation overheard standing in the gas chamber at San Quentin prison:

Guy1 : (to guard) Hey man, you know Scott Dunkle? Guy on death row?
Guard: Dunkle? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 2: They went to school together!
Guy 1: Yeah we went to school together, he was in my class!
Guard: Dunkle? Was he?
Guy 3: They were classmates!
Guy 1: Yeah, he was crazy back then too!
Guard: hah hah!

I guess I must've missed whoever was selling beer at the canteen, all I saw was soda and 1,200 packs of instant ramen soup. Beer would've been nicer.

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