Pregnant Praying Mantis Book Club!
Welcome back to Pregnant Praying Mantis Book Club. This week, Pregnant Praying Mantis read The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Pregnant Praying Mantis has learned that human's come in many sizes... those sizes being: really skinny, skinny, thin and slightly curvy. Pregnant Praying Mantis also wonders why the blonde girl did not eat her soccer coach after mating with him? Are human soccer coaches not delicious? Anyway, Pregnant Praying Mantis thinks that maybe blonde girl wouldn't be so sad if she had simply devoured soccer coach after completion of mating ritual. Pregnant Praying Mantis's favorite character in this book was the Pants. Pregnant Praying Mantis also wishes she could find a magic pair of pants that fits praying mantises! If you have seen such a pair of pants, please send an email to smart.pregnant.praying.mantis@ilovebooks.com.
4 comments:
I'm sensing a theme in this wonderful critique. Luckily I read it right before lunch, so I didn't have to wait too long.
I looked up pantses for mantiseses, but I didn't find anything, so instead I offer you a link to surprisingly modern incontinence products for dogs:
http://www.pantsfordogs.com/products.php
They recommend using an adult sanitary napkin with them. I wish they had said "human."
This review is made of win. I look forward to more reviews from the Pregnant Praying Mantis with edge-of-my-seat glee.
-Elisabeth's Becky
All I found was Praying Mantis Sweater... which unfortunately, like the ponchos on www.pantsfordogs.com, was strictly humans only. I also found the most horrible creature in existance, the Brown Mantidfly. It has the front of a praying mantis and the back of a paper wasp... awful.
I watched Enter the Dragon for the first time the other night. Interesting movie, and did you know it features a fight between two praying manti? Bruce Lee demonstrates how he knows the ways of praying manti as well as men by winning a bet on the match. Honestly, it seemed like a pretty boring sport.
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