Lessons in Narcissism: #1 googling ourselves

Our Blog ranks first in google search for the following phrases:
1. Russian Spy Satellite Starbucks
2. Pregnant Praying Mantis Book Club (#1 through #4)
3. "from slow moving train"
4. "godzilla workout" (take that crossfit!)
5. "all hat airlines"
6. "unless you want it for free from babelfish" (this should really be the name and motto of our translation company)
5. "fancy sausage hat" (NO HITS FROM ANY OTHER WEBSITE! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!... fancy sausage hat.)

and... the disappointments (no hits):
1. vietnamese koala peanut butter (really?)
2. phosphorus phosphorus potato kenji (come on!)
3. pulitzer (fair enough)
4. "several readers" (also fair :( )
5. "sausage hat" (put safe search back on!)
6. feral squirrel sweater (really? we need to put safe search back on for this? :( )
7. 2 gay 2 work 2 day (safe search or no, up to you)